50 Shades Darker

Can you believe I’m home with the kids whilst my wife her mum and her sister have gone to watch a sexually explicit BDSM films based on some very poorly written books which have made the author a millionairess?

50 shades darker which at some time I will probably force myself to watch to see what all the fuss is about.

So far reviews I’ve read say it’s not as good as the first film which doesn’t say much as I thought the first film was very tame and the acting was very wooden.

I tried to read the books but got bored not seeing what the fuss was about but I guess the media jumped on it and made her famous and a millionairess as fortune smiles on the brave I suppose.

But come on sexually explicit film my wife sat between her mother and sister in a cinema exclusively filled with women drooling over Mr Grey I mean can you imagine me and my Dad sat in a cinema watching some film including mild porn or whatever this is considered to be?

For one women would say we’re perves and for two I wouldn’t watch a film like that with my Dad lol I wonder what my wife is thinking sat by her mum during the sex scenes embarrassed I expect.

It’s the one rule for them one rule for us men I don’t like and I know we’re welcome to go see the film with our wives but we’d be in the minority and I also know some women would look down on a man being in their film..

So considering the embarasment she must feel watching 50 shades with her mum would she go to the Rocky Horror show with me as Davina probably not lol would I do that? Miles from home who knows lol What the hell would I wear anyway?